Welcome to my version of my Teaser Tuesday
"I had a case of nausea that rivaled what the people on the Titanic must've
felt when they hit the dang iceberg. Bending over, I tried to dislodge my foot,
willing my corn dogs to stay put in my stomach.
When I swallowed down some bile,
next thing I knew, I was yanked out of the dumpster by one shoulder and a leg.
I tried to scream and beg for mercy,
"Don't disturb the body!"
was the only thing that made it out of my mouth."
6% Complete Kindle Ed., Grade A Stupid, A.J. Lape