Teaser Tuesday...You Know You Want It #16

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"I had a case of nausea that rivaled what the people on the Titanic must've

felt when they hit the dang iceberg.  Bending over, I tried to dislodge my foot,

willing my corn dogs to stay put in my stomach. 

When I swallowed down some bile,

next thing I knew, I was yanked out of the dumpster by one shoulder and a leg.

I tried to scream and beg for mercy,

but

"Don't disturb the body!" 

was the only thing that made it out of my mouth."

6% Complete Kindle Ed., Grade A Stupid, A.J. Lape